lumpit.co.uk
Don't you just hate the phrase "Under Construction"? I sure do, so let's just say this site is developing a little, ok?
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In a little while we'll get round to narrating about all the lovely software and 'cloud' developments we like to play with and that we might feel your organisation should play with in order to save time, energy and hair.
But.
This place is not really our salesroom or a place from which we pitch.
And it's your fault that you came here and caught us all naked and unprepared.
Mr Lumpit comes to Liverpool
A southerner
Not so long ago, Mr Lumpit made a life changing trek into a new and strange world.
Gone was the fast pace and excitement of London town, and here in his twilight years Mr Lumpit faced the strangely different and quaint world that be known as Liverpool.
To add to his dilemma and confusion Mr Lumpit did discover that the language and customs of the Liverpudlian left him isolated and alone. Far too complex for translation into English was the strange spitting and throat clearing noise that locals used in order to communicate. Deeply frightening was the constant anger and frown that all around him appeared to have as part of it.
Slowly Mr Lumpit grew to adjust to his new home and to love those around him, even though they still considered him a weak and feeble foreigner.
Mr Lumpit brought with him great knowledge and awareness that he was ready to share. His understanding and taming of the internet in order to make it work for those who were trying to grow businesses, and his ability to quickly home in on the needs of the locals were uncanny.
Soon, Mr Lumpit was given the title of "Token Scouser" and, despite his strange southern accent and tendency to wear bright clothing, spent his time helping people discover the wonders of Google Apps for Domains, Online resources such as CRMs, HRIS and databases. He led them down the path of social networking and how to use it in business, and did many other deeds that did cause so many to say he was alrite lar.
Mr Lumpit can help you too. Forgive his southern accent and contact him today.
Gone was the fast pace and excitement of London town, and here in his twilight years Mr Lumpit faced the strangely different and quaint world that be known as Liverpool.
To add to his dilemma and confusion Mr Lumpit did discover that the language and customs of the Liverpudlian left him isolated and alone. Far too complex for translation into English was the strange spitting and throat clearing noise that locals used in order to communicate. Deeply frightening was the constant anger and frown that all around him appeared to have as part of it.
Slowly Mr Lumpit grew to adjust to his new home and to love those around him, even though they still considered him a weak and feeble foreigner.
Mr Lumpit brought with him great knowledge and awareness that he was ready to share. His understanding and taming of the internet in order to make it work for those who were trying to grow businesses, and his ability to quickly home in on the needs of the locals were uncanny.
Soon, Mr Lumpit was given the title of "Token Scouser" and, despite his strange southern accent and tendency to wear bright clothing, spent his time helping people discover the wonders of Google Apps for Domains, Online resources such as CRMs, HRIS and databases. He led them down the path of social networking and how to use it in business, and did many other deeds that did cause so many to say he was alrite lar.
Mr Lumpit can help you too. Forgive his southern accent and contact him today.