Ok. You've landed here because you thought you'd spy on me.  

You saw the weird domain name in my email address and thought you'd check it out, didn't you? 

Yes, you did. 

And, yep, I'm listening to you and watching you too! I've switched your camera on and streamed you doing that awful thing you do. 

Yes, I have. 

And I've put it on Youtube, told all your Facebook friends and emailed your boss.

F'narr!  Not really!

However, my real point is that I don't actually use the lumpit.co.uk domain for anything but email, so there's nothing to see here.  Honest.

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